Daily Archives: July 28, 2012

“The doctrines of salvation are not discovered in a laboratory or on a geological field trip or by accompanying Darwin around the world. They come by revelation and in no other way.” — Bruce R. McConkie (1915-1985), member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, at a fireside address that was given at Brigham Young University on 1 June 1980. (1414)

Inspirational Quote

Zoo Job One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers […]

Funny Story – II