Funny Story



super mom
Patty Perfect hails from Salt Lake City, Utah. She’s married and has 10 children. Even though she’s a stay at home mom, she manages to keep busy. Her typical day begins around 5:30 when she gets up and reads 9 chapters from the scriptures. After jogging 12 miles, she’s home in time to make a hearty, healthy breakfast and oversee the practicing of musical instruments by her children. Once breakfast is over, family scripture study […]

Patty Perfect and Peter Priesthood


Super-Powers 1
THE WAY IT IS THE MISSION PRESIDENT: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, Is more powerful than a locomotive, Is faster than a speeding bullet, Walks on water, Associates with God. THE ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, Is more powerful than a switch engine, Is just as fast as a speeding bullet, Walks on water if the sea is calm, Talks with God. THE ZONE LEADER: Leaps short […]

Mission Hierarchy



zoo11
Zoo Job One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers […]

Funny Story – II


I remember the first road trip that we took with our 15 month old daughter while living in Georgia! What an adventure! We drove from Atlanta to Savannah to go camping and our daughter cried for two straight hours until we figured out that she just wanted to be in the front seat (no airbags in the old Mitsubishi, or we wouldn’t have done that). We continued our journey to Savannah, pitched our tent, and […]

Traveling with a Toddler


Found this at OnlyFunnyStories.com: “A woman’s granddaughter had been learning her colors, so she decided that it would be fun to test her knowledge. After repeatedly asking her granddaughter what each color was and receiving correct answers, the grandmother was about to walk out of the room when her granddaughter huffily said: “You know, Grandma, you should try figuring these out for yourself once in awhile!” (990)

Funny story – I